Michael,
This is a learning "process". That means there is much to learn. Even myself, after almost a thousand mods am still learning.
Nothing makes you "sound like a moron". Based on our discussions, you are tending to over-think things. People who do tend to over-complicate matters.
All the information is here, and those who come before you all stand ready to help in any way they can.
Now, think of this... How many different cars, trucks, SUV's, generators, lawn mowers, snow blowers, pumps, weed eaters, etcetera are there in the world? How could you reasonably expect any ONE person to be able to disseminate all that data?
Moreso, how would you be able to digest it?
Hence the instructions to visit the forums and to ask about the mods BEFORE you get started. Talk to people. Get to know them. They are your greatest asset.
Your knowledge base can only be enhanced through these discussions.
I appreciate kindness from all members of the Gadgetman Clan. Please realize that we are ALL here to help!